JIM: Lots to cover this week, so let’s jump right in, shall we?Tyrion seeks counsel from Bronn, his confidant-for-hire, whom, by the way, seems like the most reasonable man in Westeros, doesn’t he? He then explains to Shae how he will marry Sansa & knock her up but wants to hook Shae up with a house and some armed guards and a nice Forever Lazy to lounge in whilst she waits for him to swing by and knock HER up. I think I saw her swoon…oh no, she’s pissed, just back out of the room slowly… How does this untenable situation work itself out??
So, this week, stuff happened, huh? Anyone else feel like maybe this was mostly just lead-up? Entertaining lead-up, but lead-up none the less. So, won’t you come on in, and see what Jim & I thought of all of this episodic foreplay? (Heh, see what I did there?)
You guys, I don’t know if you watch `New Girl`, but you should. Why should you? Because so many reasons, but if I had to pick just one, it would be Schimdt. And now I’m going to tell you about it in animated gifs. Why? Because Schmidt happens.
Asses, asses every where but not a drop to drink. That’s how that goes, right? This was certainly an asstastic episode of Game of Thrones and there is a LOT of ass ground to cover, so let’s get right to the crack crux of it, shall we?
Hey, y’all! James J. and I are back at it again this week and we’re tackling the tough questions this week, like will Jaime ever quit whining? What happens when you call the Mother of Dragons a whore in a language she actually understand? But most importantly, what’s in the box, Varys?
I’ll never be able to resist a Seven/What’s in the box? joke and I’m not sorry. Try not to hold it against me as we move in to this week’s Game of Thrones recap, hmm.
Even though I am not at present trying to win a secret condiment account from a major company, I am going to propose to my bosses a locked room where I can look at food porn pictures and smoke weed all day. Think they’ll go for it? Me either. Damn you, 1968 and your free swinging ways! Well, let’s see what other shenanigans Don & his merry band of alcoholics & sex addicts are up to this week, shall we?
Welcome back to another season of TV’s sexist sexiest show – AMC’s Mad Men. Ok, it’s not the sexiest, not while the Duggar family is still around. A little business to take care of first – I shall be writing these recaps solo as my co-writer Kathleen claims she needs to devote some time to school and such. I call bullshit, she’s simply busy hobnobbing with reality TV stars.
Too busy for Mad Men recaps? You better work.
On to the shenanigans of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce(RIP).