The Blah-king Dead – Walking Dead Recap – Episode 3.2 – Sick

That’s right guys, impulsively stupid Carl is back! Didn’t we all miss him? I know I did. Boy, I have had a week! Not as bad of a week as Tomas and some of the other fellows, but we’ll get to that. Season 3, Episode 2 of The Walking Dead was a good one, filled with quiet moments and tons o’ blood, so let’s get into it! Continue reading

How I Recap “How I Met Your Mother” — “Who Wants to Be a Godparent”

Season 8, Episode 4
“Who Wants to Be a Godparent”

When we last left the gang on How I Met Your Mother, Marshall and Lily had just found a nanny for Baby Marvin, so this week’s episode opens with both members of the very tired couple out with the gang for the first time in the past five months. They’re excited about it. And Ted, Robin, and Barney are excited about it. BUT when Marshall asks the threesome what’s going on in their lives, they struggle to answer.

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Are Clowns Evil?(YES!!) Look at the Photos & Decide for Yourself.(RUN AWAY NOW!!)

I think we all can agree – Clowns are just the worst.

And yet, somehow Halloween doesn’t feel right without them. They’ve haunted my dreams for lo, these many years and I’m pretty sure this will be my last post for Geekenfreude because fellow contributor Lacey is sure to pummel me to death for posting these, but without further ado, I present to you the the most awful clowns I could find. It really wasn’t that difficult to locate awful clowns, trust me.

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How I Recap “How I Met Your Mother” — “Nannies”

Season 8, Episode 3

This week’s episode of How I Met Your Mother beings with Voice-Over Ted recapping current events: The Autumn of Breakups, Barney and Quinn in Splitsville, and Barney trying to get over his busted up engagement. The last of these is apparently accomplished by Barney stealing my bit and making up his own holiday season (yes, it’s MY bit and no one else ever thought of this before me, now shut up about all those other examples you can think of where people have done this before!). His holiday season is called Bangtoberfest, and he announces it by coming into the bar and shooting Bangtoberfest t-shirts at people from one of those awesome t-shirt shooting rifles while announcing to any and everyone, “I’m back! I’m single again!” Robin express concern that he shouldn’t do this and he needs some time to heal from his broken off engagement, but he tells her that he just spent $7,000 on merch so “this is happening,” and he slaps a Bangtoberfest baseball cap on her head. Continue reading

How I Recap “How I Met Your Mother” — “The Pre-Nup”

Season 8, Episode 2
“The Pre-Nup”

After last week’s season premiere that moved at least a little bit of the story along, I was wondering if we’d get progress again this week or if we’d run around in a circle about some completely unrelated storylines. Being that this is (probably) the last season of How I Met Your Mother, I’d have to think we’d get some sort of progression with pretty much every episode from here on out *crosses fingers*.  Well, let’s get to it then, shall we?

The episode opens with Voice-Over Ted telling us: “The summer of 2012 was The Summer of Love. Barney and Quinn, Me and Victoria, Robin and Nick, Lily, Marshall and Marvin. Everyone was happy as can be…. which means there are absolutely no good stories. Let’s skip ahead… to October 2012, the official kickoff of what came to be known as The Autumn of Breakups.” Continue reading

Halloween Costumes You Can Do!: Magnum P.I.

Joy! Oh, joy! October is finally here! I can talk about Halloween costumes without seeming like such a total weirdo. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a total weirdo. I was sad about missing an 80s party this summer because it was a reason to go somewhere in costume. So, throughout the month of October, I’ll be giving you some ideas about stuff you can wear without spending too much money. Because believe me, something fun you made yourself is always cooler than something that came out of a plastic bag at Party City. Continue reading