The Blah-king Dead – Walking Dead Recap – Episode 3.7 – When the Dead Come Knocking

Can we have a tragedy of errors? Because seriously, this is one of those things where everyone almost meets up and finds shit out, but doesn’t. Also we’re almost at the mid-season finale, so of course, all kinds of ish goes down. Let’s just start the blahking, shall we?

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The Blah-king Dead – Walking Dead Recap – Episode 3.6 – Hounded

You said it, Bitey. That’s right, in this episode there are heart-to-hearts, knife-to-throats and, well, sex stuff. For some reason, I feel like everything and nothing happened in this episode. We’ll see how it all pans out. I’d also like to thank Sarah Silverman and Joel Madden for the least-insightful Talking Dead ever. I miss the adorable rocket scientist from a few weeks ago.

Bobak Ferdowski – Adorable scientist. American hero. Insightful Talking Dead guest.

Anyway, to the recap!

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How I Recap “How I Met Your Mother” — “Splitsville”

Season 8, Episode 6
“Splitsville”

Oh, look. Judging by the title of this week’s episode of How I Met Your Mother, and being that it is indeed The Autumn of Break-Ups, it looks like we’re in store for another totally expected and in no way surprising break-up. This means that Robin and Nick are probably going to be the ones visiting Splitsville, as I’m pretty damn sure that Lily and Marshall will not be affected by this breaky uppy time of year. Well, let’s see… Continue reading

The Blah-king Dead – Walking Dead Recap – Episode 3.5 – Say the Word

So, um, this episode, was um, yeah. I’ve been thinking it all season, but man, somebody over at AMC really blew the roof of off the Walking Dead’s fake-blood budget, didn’t they? There’s axes and swords and Merle’s arm, and I’m getting a little overheated just thinking about all the weapons used this time out, so let’s just get to it, shall we?

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The Blah-king Dead – Walking Dead Recap – Episode 3.3 – Walk With Me

Shh… I know we’re a week behind, but Superstorm Sandy was a bitch and messed stuff up! My house was shaking with wind! In this episode, Michonne is shaking with quiet rage and skepticism. (See what I did there? That’s called a transition!) Anywhoozle, we enter the village of Woodbury in this installment. We also get to know the Governor, let’s find out what’s up with that creep!  Continue reading

How I Recap “How I Met Your Mother” — “The Autumn of Break-Ups”

Season 8, Episode 5
“The Autumn of Break-Ups”

Oooooooooh… what an ominous title for this episode of How I Met Your Mother. I wonder who the victims will be. Since we were already told in weeks past by Voice-Over Ted that a) this was the Autumn of Break-Ups, and b) that both he and Victoria’s and Robin and Nick’s relationships would implode within the month, my bet is one of these couples and not on Marshall and Lily. I hear that the odds of Marshall and Lily breaking up this week is 1,000,000 to 1 in Vegas, though, so it could be a nice bet to make if you wind up a winner. I still don’t think I’m going to take that bet. I’d rather keep that dollar in my pocket. Continue reading