The Blah-king Dead – The Walking Dead Recap – Episode 403 “Isolation”

Happy Halloween, everyone! I totally waited to do this recap until now for that reason, totally. Ugh, seriously, I’ll get on a schedule soon, probably just in time for the end of the season. I won’t keep you waiting any longer. To the recap! Continue reading

The Blah-king Dead – A Walking Dead Recap

Season 4, Episode 1 – 30 Days Without an Accident

Hey, y’all! Miss me? No? Miss Daryl, at least? Didn’t we all? Let me start by apologizing for the lateness of this post. Your faithful recapper happened to make a big move just last week. She, being me, is now an Austinite. As in Austin, TX, home of all sorts of general weirdness. The kerfuffle of moving has me all discombobulated and I’m just now getting a chance to take a break from the unpacking of things and building of Ikea furniture. I’m really good a building Ikea furniture, you guys. Like, it should be resume-able. Under special skills: Scandinavian Furniture Construction.

I am totally talented. And, yes, I own a drill.

Anywhozzle, The Walking Dead is back! A whole new season with a whole new host of disposable characters and dubious plot developments to be scrapped or clung to as the writers see fit. Let’s take a moment to remember when, if you will. When last we met our intrepid group of survivors, they were getting shot at by a rapidly crazy-fying Governor, and then, when he ran off, joining the original group in the prison to create a better… ah, who are we kidding. At least 87% of these people are pure cannon fodder, shall we just dive right in? See who the writers will keep and who will get blown to bits or become dinner? I thought so… Continue reading