Book Review: Jennifer Love Hewitt Kills Cupid

Good question, Jennifer - what about Love??

How many times have you thought, “I wish chesty B List celebrities could dole out advice to the lovelorn in convenient book form”?[Ed. Note: At least once] Well, your disjointed and possibly psychotic musings have been answered: Jennifer Love “Boobs” Hewitt wrote such a book (provocatively and verbosely titled “The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, I’m Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic” – stick that in your pipe and smoke it, “Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire”!), and has courteously made her take on male/female relations (sorry, gays) available to you, the reading public! (P.S. She wrote this in 2010, but I’m just reading this now because I have a Kindle, recently discovered the concept of downloading library books to it, and clearly have too much time on my hands).

Here are the Top Ten Quotes from “The Day I Shot Cupid: HIJLHAIAL”

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Juggalos and You – Perfect Together

If you’re like me, you’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately, and all of it has been about Juggalos (a.k.a. fans of the Insane Clown Posse). Why? Mainly because “Dog the Bounty Hunter” is no longer taking up my time.

Who are these Juggalos and why? What is their ethos? How can one be recognized from a distance? And what is their beverage of choice? I decided to roll up my sleeves, hunker down and answer the age old question, “F*cking Juggalos: How do They Work?”

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