How many times have you thought, “I wish chesty B List celebrities could dole out advice to the lovelorn in convenient book form”?[Ed. Note: At least once] Well, your disjointed and possibly psychotic musings have been answered: Jennifer Love “Boobs” Hewitt wrote such a book (provocatively and verbosely titled “The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, I’m Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic” – stick that in your pipe and smoke it, “Precious: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire”!), and has courteously made her take on male/female relations (sorry, gays) available to you, the reading public! (P.S. She wrote this in 2010, but I’m just reading this now because I have a Kindle, recently discovered the concept of downloading library books to it, and clearly have too much time on my hands).
Here are the Top Ten Quotes from “The Day I Shot Cupid: HIJLHAIAL”