The Blah-king Dead – Season 4, Episode 12 – “Still”

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Okay, so I’ve admittedly been terrible with my recapping thus far in season 4B, I’ve had a lot going on (mostly being exhausted from working too damn much), but that’s neither here nor there. I’m back and renewing my commitment to TBkD. So, remember season 4A, where the Governor talked a bunch of people into storming the prison with him, chopped off Hershel’s head and generally created mayhem, scattering our survivors on the wind? Yeah, we’re still pretty much there, so I’m going to let you know where everyone is and who they’re with, but I’m not going to go back and watch all of the episodes or anything, should be fun!  Continue reading

The Blah-king Dead – The Walking Dead Recap – Episode 403 “Isolation”

Happy Halloween, everyone! I totally waited to do this recap until now for that reason, totally. Ugh, seriously, I’ll get on a schedule soon, probably just in time for the end of the season. I won’t keep you waiting any longer. To the recap! Continue reading

The Blah-king Dead – A Walking Dead Recap

Season 4, Episode 1 – 30 Days Without an Accident

Hey, y’all! Miss me? No? Miss Daryl, at least? Didn’t we all? Let me start by apologizing for the lateness of this post. Your faithful recapper happened to make a big move just last week. She, being me, is now an Austinite. As in Austin, TX, home of all sorts of general weirdness. The kerfuffle of moving has me all discombobulated and I’m just now getting a chance to take a break from the unpacking of things and building of Ikea furniture. I’m really good a building Ikea furniture, you guys. Like, it should be resume-able. Under special skills: Scandinavian Furniture Construction.

I am totally talented. And, yes, I own a drill.

Anywhozzle, The Walking Dead is back! A whole new season with a whole new host of disposable characters and dubious plot developments to be scrapped or clung to as the writers see fit. Let’s take a moment to remember when, if you will. When last we met our intrepid group of survivors, they were getting shot at by a rapidly crazy-fying Governor, and then, when he ran off, joining the original group in the prison to create a better… ah, who are we kidding. At least 87% of these people are pure cannon fodder, shall we just dive right in? See who the writers will keep and who will get blown to bits or become dinner? I thought so… Continue reading

The Blah-king Dead: The Walking Dead Recap: Season 3, Episode 16: Welcome to the Tombs

Wow, Mr. Chomps, way to bring me down with the most depressing Doors song possible. You do know that it’s just the end of season 3, right? That the finale got monster, huge ratings and Rick, Daryl and the whole gang will be back next season. Well, not the whole gang, which brings me to the task at hand. Season finale recap. What a season it has been for everyone on The Walking Dead, we’ve seen death and birth, and lots of rebirth, we’ve seen shoot-outs and sit-downs, and kerfuffles of all sorts, we’ve seen fire and we’ve seen rain, we’ve seen sunny days that we thought would never end. Wait, that’s depressing James Taylor. Regardless, there are folks that I’m sure we’ll see one more time again, no matter where they ended this episode. Let’s get to it, shall we…

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The Blah-king Dead: The Walking Dead Recap: Season 3, Episode 15: “This Sorrowful Life”

OMG, you guys, since last we spoke, I watched The Talking Dead from last week, and thanks so much Laurie Holden, I pretty much am Andrea. The quiz wizards at AMC looked into my soul and found the character I found most annoying through first 2 seasons of The Walking Dead. I just like to believe that I would have killed my own Governor when I had the chance and/or taken his damn truck (How did I not point this out last week?!?!?) when I thought he was being eaten alive inside of that warehouse. I kind of hope she’ll go on to find love in a soapless hopeless place.

Also, I’ve discovered what would kill me in the zombie apocalypse. I don’t think it would be the actual zombies. What would happen is that one day, we’d go into a pharmacy and all of the Zyrtec would be gone. Then another day, all of the Claritin would be gone. Finally, all of the Benadryl would be gone, and that would be the day that I would tell everyone to go on without me. I’d make a heroic sacrifice, but I’d probably be too tired not to screw it up. Allergic reactions without antihistamines are just that fun, kids.

Moving on, this week, lots happened. Michonne and Merle road trip, Bible study, other stuff that I don’t want to spoil before the cut, so let’s go a-recapping, shall we? Continue reading

The Blah-king Dead: The Walking Dead Recap: Season 3, Episode 12 “Clear”

So, this week, it’s a Michonne, Rick and Carl road trip. They’re of in search of more guns. And, they’re all we’ll see this time out, no prison, no Woodbury. Just Carl and Michonne’s new buddy comedy and Rick in the prison Morgan created for himself out of guns and spray paint and batshit crazy. Continue reading